There's no app for this:
Your future is clear. It involves beer.
We are currently hiring doormen. Experience a plus, but not required. Must be able to work Friday and Sunday nights. If you are interested please apply in person and ask to speak to a manager.
Internet, consider yourself won.
We're always happy to hear from you. Huge thanks to Kris W. for making our day! http://yelp.com/biz/kMmIPGkKC1KB2nu05Cwe9A#hrid:cRTZ53Z4cIDC4u70l1BoJQ